The Dating Diet
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The Cream of the Cropped
I once had a prominent politician say I was more of a publicity whore than a journalist. I was insulted,…
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My boxer has a secret
Please take custody of my furry, four-legged child. I'm an awful parent. For years, I've been trying to convince the…
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Walking with a ghost
There’s a time in every adult man’s life when he realizes he’s no longer a kid. For me, it occurred…
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Chicken fellatio
Tapping the steering wheel, my friend Johnny is clearly on edge during the drive to dinner. I can understand why.…
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Under the sheets
I’m not sure what to do with my girl, Jackie. Her boyfriend recently taught her what it’s like to go…
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Love to love you, baby
I’m over Facebook even though I’m that pathetic person who needs to check his page once, twice, or ten times…
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What doesn’t kill you (makes you stronger)
My god Becky! The new ‘IT’ boy in the neighborhood is a serial rapist. He’s the hottest thing since those…
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Williams So-no-oh-oh-ma
My friend Josh has a dilemma. Single for two years, he’s graduated to making love to kitchen utensils. It won’t…
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The gay with the bowie knife
Did I mention I write in a park now? It’s organic and therapeutic until the old people and middle-school kids…
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House of love
Did I miss the memo? Since when is it all right to solicit sex in the middle of the day…
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