The Perils of Petunia Pap Smear – QSaltLake Magazine Archive

PetuniaNovember 19, 2020

Petunia Pap Smear: A tale of a dead horse

The road to the Grand Canyon is fraught with danger and excitement. In August, after the smoldering and steaming mass…

PetuniaOctober 22, 2020

The road home from Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Let me continue the story I began…

PetuniaSeptember 25, 2020

The road to Yellowstone National Park is fraught with danger and excitement. Last month I put on opera-length driving gloves,…

PetuniaAugust 21, 2020

The road to heaven is fraught with danger and excitement. Many years ago, the Reverend Bruce Barton and Mr. Pap…

PetuniaJuly 22, 2020

The road to home from choir practice is fraught with danger and excitement. I am privileged to be a member…

PetuniaJune 18, 2020

The road to the potato field is fraught with danger and excitement. As you may know, when I was just…

PetuniaMay 31, 2020

The road to walking the straight and narrow is fraught with danger and excitement. Two months ago I told you…

PetuniaApril 25, 2020

The road to being in heat is fraught with danger and excitement. It was a dark and stormy night, in…

PetuniaMarch 18, 2020

The road to the bingo hall of fame is fraught with danger and excitement. As many of you know, I…

PetuniaFebruary 22, 2020

The road home from bingo is fraught with danger and excitement. A few months ago, I was dead tired after…